Being a certified Chosen One—and thus the world’s leading authority on Chosiness—Chosie delves into investigating whether Paul Atreides of Dune: Part Two® is a bonafide Chosen One. Unfortunately, it would appear that there is a severe and concerning lack of Dune Popcorn Buckets®, and because Chosie knows how to sort his priorities, that mystery must be solved before he can make concise conclusions as to Paul’s credentials as a Chosen One.

Please note that this review is a novelette, and not a novella—let alone a full-fledged novel. You have been informed